Sandra Day O'Connor's sudden resignation last month from the Supreme Court surprised Chief Justice William Rehnquist. Rehnquist said he was amazed to learn retirement is an option. (read more)


Pokegama Lake Shark Attack
Beach goers warily returned to the waters of Pokegama Lake Tuesday after the second shark attack in three days.
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News Too Weird To Make Up

The New Grand Poon Burger
Starting last weekend, a Pennsylvania restaurant put a 15-pound burger on its menu, claiming the largest burger available anywhere. (more)

Woman sees face in outhouse.
A man is facing charges after police said they pulled him from a tank under a women's toilet that was filled with human waste. (more)

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