Hello again. Boy do we have another great issue for you this month. This one has it all, huge-ass hamburgers, a local author's lies exposed, a thinly veiled excuse to post pictures of Jessica Simpson on our website, and of course the regulars-Freddy Jones Joke page, Fred and the City, and the Unenlightened Critic.

We still have one contest on the table, "Where's Ion Trembath." I will quickly review the rules for you. Find Ion, take your picture with him, and have something in the picture to verify that it is a new picture, for example, a calendar, magazine, date stamp, something in or on the picture with you to prove it is a new photo. Send the proof to us at GrandPoon@GrandPoon.com, and win the Grand Poon Grand Prize, a vintage Ninja magazine.

I think this is going to be the last month we run this particular contest. As a heads up, I am going to give you a preview of our next contest. Just like your teachers in elementary school, we are going to have you the readers write an essay, titled "How I spent my summer vacation." Details and requirements will be given next month, but for now think about the topic.

As always, feedback, questions, comments and concerns can be sent to us at GrandPoon@GrandPoon.com.

Questions, comments, concerns and requests for advice for Fred can sent to Fred at Fred@GrandPoon.com.

The Unenlightened Critic can be reached at UnenlightenedCritic@GrandPoon.com.