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A LAS VEGAS JOKE

A man comes home from work one evening and sees his wife sitting out on the steps of their house with her suitcase. He asked her where she thought she was going. She said, "I'm going to Las Vegas."

He asked her why and she said, "I just found out that I can make $400 a night doing what I give you for free."

The man said nothing and walked inside the house. A few minutes later he returned and also had a suitcase. The wife asked him what he was doing. "I'm going with you" the man said. "Why" asked the wife. "Because I want to see how you are going to survive on $800 a year" the man replied.



MICHAEL JACKSON INSPIRED N.A.M.B.L.A. JOKES

A man comes home from work to find his girlfriend packing her things.
He says: "What are you doing?"
She says: "I'm leaving you because you're a pedophile."
He says: "Pedophile is a big word for a ten-year-old."


What is the best thing about having sex with a 12-year-old girl? If you pull back hard on her ponytail she looks like she is 10.

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